Strictly humor
Hummer H1 - Big guys with big hearts
Hummer H3 - Small guys with big hearts
Porsche - Going through mid life crisis
Mini - Some confused europeans
Mercedez - business men not doing that well
BMW - People with young hearts
Lexus - I wish I was single
Audi - Responsible men looking for freedom
VW - I am not exactly german though
Camry - I have two kids
Wrangler - Why can't I get a stable relationship
Liberty - Why am I driving this?
Corvette - I made a lot of money in 80s