The Indo-American pronunciation mess

Plenty you will see laughs at Indian pronunciations and use of words. But don't you dare to think you are right.
- What you say Flashlight we say Torch.
- What we say Torch you use it for arson.
- The way you say arson sounds an (Yoga) Aasan.
- When we mention Yogi you think of Baseball, while ball is Hair to us.
- We keep Hair Black and long, you kept Black away for long.
- Your money is on your Black leader, our leaders have a lot of black money.
- Even our common bond is (mis)pronounced by you as demaucracy the word we only use to demo.