Saturday, March 01, 2008

You are what you are if you...

1. Send fax with a postage stamp.
2. Try to drown a fish in water.
3. Trip over a cordless phone.
4. Put lipstick on your forehead to make up your mind.
5. Study for blood test and fail.
6. Miss bus number 44 and take #22 twice.
7. Get stabbed in a shoot out.
8. Sell your car for gas money.
9. Drive to airport and turn around to go home after seeing "Airport left" sign.

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