One day in the life of a consultant

1. Got the CLA - project approved.
2. Nope I won't be available to help because I am going to a new project.
3. Hey buddy! I got a local project. Cool Man!
4. Sir, could you please send me the documents.
5. Mom! Don't worry I am starting a local project this week. There won't be no travel.
6. Ashish, we are really sorry the project has been canceled.
7. I wanna go on vacation?
8. Do you have enough left?
9. Dirty clothes piling up. May be I will wash them tomorrow.