Single liners

1. If Barack does not succeed then Romney has already won.
2. Want a BMW? Get your car detailed. You can keep your dreams alive this way.
3. Its better to struggle with technology than with products.
4. If you call a Horse a donkey and a Mule a horse, what would you call an ass?
5. I even tried with the jar twice in the CLASSPATH.
6. Don't keep the bread runners unfed.
7. If your Dog wants to say something then listen to him.
8. If he was that stupid why was he elected twice?
9. Dye Osama dye.
10.Don't tip your manager for his/her work. He already earns more than you do.