Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Its my girlfriend

The beggar asked $6 for a cup of tea. Why? The tea only costs $3 said the passer-by. Ah, the rest 3 is for my Girlfriend's. Huh! You are a beggar and got a girl friend? I was not, before I met her!

Why did you marry that 90 year old? Asked someone to a 20 year old blonde poetess. First for his high Income second he has "din kam". (First for his high Pays second he has less days).

What you call if your girlfriend ends up marrying you? - Treachery.

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