Whats wrong with you?

Cisco	Wasn't your use of iPhone had a malice intention at the first place?
Rosie	Why did you pass comments on somebody's personal life? Loose canon.
Donald	You turned out to be a loose lipped immature sophomore too.
Sehwag	A century against the local boys doesn't count. Go and kick yourself.
Democrats	Don't criticize if you don't have a concrete plan either.
ULFA	Don't become an instrument of ISI.
Philly	Why most of the flights run late or canceled?
Bangladesh	Choose peace.
World	You can't solve your own problems, what will happen when aliens attack?
Me	Why you so lazy?

"The responsibility of the mistakes rests with me.."

...Only a courageous man could have said it. In retrospect, Years ago Indian peace keeping force in Sri Lanka had immense success initially but later suffered heavy casualties and had to pull out because the then Sri Lankan government who happened to invite it back-stabbed them. The success of US forces in Iraq does not depend on how Iran or Syria behaves but how the Maliki government does. Is his government serious about Iraq as a whole or just his own political agenda? The agenda of the new Iraq strategy should not only be pushing more troops but also to tighten the leash on the current Iraqi government to stay sincere. Keep in mind, a foreign force never stays a savior they eventually become the political tool and its success depends on not only how you manage the enemies but friends too.

Why am I cheap?

...Because I am not easily impressed. Even though I am a huge impulsive shopper I know its a waste of money if I spend more than my speculated prices. You will laugh at me and call me crazy but the following gadgets should not be any pricier:

mp3 player	$25
32" LCD TV	$250
(Advanced)Mobile phone	$99
Basic laptop	$100
5MP Digital camera	$45
Operating System	$Free$
Software Components	$Free$

CTRL-ALT-DEL to restart your Ford

Did you hear the news of Ford-Microsoft software? So be ready to use CTRL-ALT-DEL to restart your Ford the next time you see the blue screen of ..?

Why has no tobacco manufacturer ever been punished?

A good statement from Baba Ramdev - One Indian Yoga guru:
"In any case what can these governments do? A Saddam can be hanged for killing 142 people. Tobacco companies manufacture death for millions every year. Has one person ever been punished," he wants to know? More

The best chair in air

-> Its MidWest Airlines.

Tell me there are UFOs

First news: United employees including the pilots saw a UFO over O'Hare skies.
Second news: An unidentified object of the size of a golf ball fell from sky in east NJ.

So please someone tell me there are UFOs out there cuz, I want to meet its' lousy crew who keeps losing their parts. Yes I am in search of my alter ego.