Fixation with XL

Driven by the love for me, my family goes and buys the costliest shirt for me. The problem? They some how have a fixation with XL size. Every time they buy it, they buy a XL. No this is not my size I have told them 100 times but no, "I have brought this with lots of love and am not going to return it" is what they say. And you have not been eating well. See the boys of your age here. They all are married with kids and double your size. Look at their tummies. "Improve" your diet and take these shirts with you. But how would you do it? You always eat out and junk. Get married. Get married and Get married - solution to all of my problems!